Fri, Jan 14|
McCree Falls-Upon-Rivers Lake
McCree Fumble Exorcism
Can we get our Super Bowl whilst the McCree fumble torments us? We shall conduct a ritual exorcism on the Anniversary of this Cursed Play.
Time & Location
Jan 14, 2022, 4:20 PM – 5:00 PM PST
McCree Falls-Upon-Rivers Lake, Rivers Lake, Inglewood, CA 90305, USA
About the Event
We shall conduct a ritual exorcism on the Anniversary of the Cursed Play each year until our beloved Chargers win a Super Bowl, as described by WoolDog on the Charger Chat Podcast:
The Exorcism Ritual:
The Cursed Play is reenacted (Tom Brady throws to Marlon McCree), but this time, with the help of the Faithful, the outcome will be different and the curse shall be lifted.
When McCree catches the "interception" the faithful shall chant
“Just go down!” 21 times.
McCree shall then kneel, and Brady rips off his jersey and throws it to the ground. The Faithful then dance the "LIGHTS OUT" and there shall be festive merriment.
WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU:
A sacrificial Brady jersey (Patriots only)
A McCree jersey (Chargers only; a blank jersey will also work)
Volunteer Re-Rnactors to play Brady and McCree
You (the faithful)
Assembly at McCree FallsMini-Stonehenge at West side
Sermon by Father SnappyMini-Stonehenge at West side